Oh yeah there was like a 0.2% increase in some other boring crimes like house robbery. But South Africa has never been exceptionally high in these crimes lagging behind countries such as Australia and the U.SA. Shrug.
3% decrease BITCHES !!!
Now of course this is nothing new. South African violent crime has decreased nearly ever single year since 1994. The wierd thing is that's 15 years for people to get the idea in their head but it just doesn't. They will say things like "Volent crime is getting out of hand" or "Violent crime is spiralling out of control" which of course is entirely wrong. I think the problem might simply be semantics. Let me show you what we mean by crime is "down" because some of you are getting it completely wrong.
I'm so smug today it's not even fucking funny. No , no....it's pretty funny.
It's funny because the expat South Africans are so furious...outraged about this. They can't bare any good news about South Africa. So angry that most of them won't be able to concentrate on their jobs , so expect your garbage to be collected in a half arsed manner or a grouchy barman today. And everytime I can laugh in the face of someone who wishes I'd have a greater chance to be murdered everyday so he can feel less homesick is a happy day. Fuck you sirs. Fuck you indeed.
Ps : No wonder some websites think crime is so bad. They stated te South African murder rate as 37 per 1000. Hahahahahaha ! When I pointed out it's per 100 000 they refuse to change it. Honest and noble agenda anyone ? Nope. Be wary aware readers of certain websites. You're being lied to.
Read this if you're new here and wandering WTF I'm on about.