Wednesday, 23 September 2009

New crime stats released.

Here are the highlights of the new crime stats.

Murder down 3% !!!!



Another 3% ! That's over 50% less murder now than since 1994 !!! And something like 55% lower than when we infamously held the title of "highest murder rate" for 2 years.

What's more...

All Violent crime down 2.8% !



Oh yeah there was like a 0.2% increase in some other boring crimes like house robbery. But South Africa has never been exceptionally high in these crimes lagging behind countries such as Australia and the U.SA. Shrug.

3% decrease BITCHES !!!



Now of course this is nothing new. South African violent crime has decreased nearly ever single year since 1994. The wierd thing is that's 15 years for people to get the idea in their head but it just doesn't. They will say things like "Volent crime is getting out of hand" or "Violent crime is spiralling out of control" which of course is entirely wrong. I think the problem might simply be semantics. Let me show you what we mean by crime is "down" because some of you are getting it completely wrong.

I'm so smug today it's not even fucking funny. No , no....it's pretty funny.

It's funny because the expat South Africans are so furious...outraged about this. They can't bare any good news about South Africa. So angry that most of them won't be able to concentrate on their jobs , so expect your garbage to be collected in a half arsed manner or a grouchy barman today. And everytime I can laugh in the face of someone who wishes I'd have a greater chance to be murdered everyday so he can feel less homesick is a happy day. Fuck you sirs. Fuck you indeed.

Ps : No wonder some websites think crime is so bad. They stated te South African murder rate as 37 per 1000. Hahahahahaha ! When I pointed out it's per 100 000 they refuse to change it. Honest and noble agenda anyone ? Nope. Be wary aware readers of certain websites. You're being lied to.

Read this if you're new here and wandering WTF I'm on about.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

You actually believe the horse shit that spews from these apparatchiks mouths? If yes then you are more infantile that I thought. We all know that these "official" figures are grossly under-reported. Its an accepted fact!
I mean, if your so called "officials" cannot figure out (and then lie) about an athletes gender (tests) then how in all that's holy can you believe this crud?
Totally useless argument anyway -
Its like saying "Stop moaning, I'm only going to hit you 100 times with this baseball bat instead of the usual 104 times"
SA is still a wild west, no matter how you look at it (Tho I do the wild west a disservice - less were killed during their peak of lawlessness)
As they say, if it looks like shit, smells like shit then there s a pretty good probability it is good old fashioned shit!
But hey, lets keep the love (and optimism) flowing.

Anonymous said...

Read it and weep rooster-boi -

http://www.mg.co.za/article/2009-09-23-crime-fears-grow-as-sa-readies-for-soccer-world-cup

This world cup is going to show the WORLD the type of savage inhabitants you have!

The Rooster said...

Read it and weep rooster-boi -

http://www.mg.co.za/article/2009-09-23-crime-fears-grow-as-sa-readies-for-soccer-world-cup

This world cup is going to show the WORLD the type of savage inhabitants you have!

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I did. It states everything I wrote here. The headline is just sensational to get your attention.

The Rooster said...

You actually believe the horse shit that spews from these apparatchiks mouths? If yes then you are more infantile that I thought. We all know that these "official" figures are grossly under-reported. Its an accepted fact!
I mean, if your so called "officials" cannot figure out (and then lie) about an athletes gender (tests) then how in all that's holy can you believe this crud?


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Firstly what the fuck does an thletics coach have to do with the police crime reports ? The fact he was black ? ha ha ha..muppet !

Secondly get this in you skulls. If they're going to fake the crime stats why not just fake them big and report massive reductions ? Why actually report increases on rape , hijackings etc ? Huh ?

Here's why ! They can't fucking fake them. They would need the entire police force, their staticians, white,black , coloured , indian included staticians , the insurance companies , their actuaries and staticians , the hospitals , the international watchdogs, the entire government included the D.A to all be in on it ..........

Let me guess ...you saw bigfoot swimming wth the loch ness monster too ?

The Rooster said...

Totally useless argument anyway -
Its like saying "Stop moaning, I'm only going to hit you 100 times with this baseball bat instead of the usual 104 times"

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It's not the point. This is the point. Why present a thing as "hopeless" when it's constantly improving ? That's stupid !!! If anything the fact that violent crime is decreasing is cause for HOPE. This validates my optimism and proves our needless peccimism invalid.

The Rooster said...

SA is still a wild west, no matter how you look at it (Tho I do the wild west a disservice - less were killed during their peak of lawlessness)
As they say, if it looks like shit, smells like shit then there s a pretty good probability it is good old fashioned shit!
But hey, lets keep the love (and optimism) flowing.

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No ..wild west is used to describe some place that is chaotic and lawless. Only very few areas of South Africa can be described like that and none of them are white areas.

Anf I agree.....a spade is a spade. If it looks great to live here, smells great to live here then it's probably great to live here. 100% agree on your logic. And that's why you can cry as long as you like about things that happen in soweto and I'm going to laugh them off. My life here is too fucking good.

Anonymous said...

The reason they don't fiddle them big time is because no-one believes their horse-shit anyway so the buffoons think "lets lower them slightly so they seem more credible"
Wake up call - not everyone is as shit stupid as you (the athletics reference is to the overall mentality of the officials/politicians etc - not the colour, you numb-nut)
And FYI, yes, stats can be manipulated, covered up and "lost" as the below article points out.

http://www.mg.co.za/article/2009-07-11-fear-made-police-cook-stats

The Rooster said...

That article is about a few precincts who tried to manipulate their stats and guess what ? They got caught. Why ? You can't do it ! Anyway don't imply now their a hude conspiracy to lower the crime stats. Why not lower the rape stats too then ? Or the hijackings ? Bullshit man.

And you must admit It's a pretty random logic fuck up of you to suggest because some athletic coach fucked something up therefore "the government manipulates crime stats". It's actually called the "All Scotsmen are" fallacy and racists famously use it to make themselves look stupid.

Just come on ...let's hug it out.....South African violent crime is far less than 1994. Don't keep it in, there there,it's not the end of he world. Come here you big soft lug...it's going to be ok. Maybe next year more people will die and then you can celebrate.

The Rooster said...

That goes for all of you. Don't cry. It'll be ok. Maybe next years like 50 000 people will be murdered and you can throw a big party. Don't give up guys...one day South Africa can really be a hellhole and then you won't feel homesick at all. Think positive.

Every morning in the mirror say to yourselves 10 times " South African can a hellhole , more people can die ! I know it and they must ! "

Believe guys, and you can achieve anything. Even you wildest dreams and fantasies....imagine 100 000 people killed next year ! Oh how happy you will all be !!

That's one way of looking at it...here's another. What a bunch of cunts for being angry that the murder rate is down !!

The Rooster said...

Yes...that's right. Look at yourself. You're angry because less people died that you would have liked. Look at what you have become ? Shame on you !

The Rooster said...

Am I getting through to any of you expats ? Have any of you started to see your behaviour for what it has become ? Just cause your expat buddies are enablers , that does not validate such disgusting vile hateful behaviour. If my message is getting across drop me and email. Don't be ashamed. I understand the dynamic that makes people become to bitter. Fear, homesickness etc. But there's a time to get over it and stop engaging in this type of rage and hate. Just drop it cold turkey and et on with your lives. I'm really trying to help you, you know ?

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Anonymous said...

Your stats are completely wrong! "boring crimes like house robbery" increased by 0.2%? House robbery rose by 27% As for total crime coming down by 3%, it actually went up by 0.2%.

The Rooster said...

Douchbag, I said murder was down 3%. I know overall boring crime is slighly up.

Anonymous said...

And I quote: "3% decrease BITCHES !!!" with no referral to murder. And I'm glad that you think that any crime is 'boring'. It is that exact mentality causing the current crime in SA. I think that it is absolutely sick that anyone can dismiss a form of crime as 'boring'!

Anonymous said...

Ha-Ha!!!
They just ripped you a new ass-hole at WSAS dude!
Debunked your "verbatim" stats while they were at it too!
Maybe you should try to research the numbers rather than re-spewing "official" garbage.
The anc authors of these numbers are not known for their genius level at "sums"

Anonymous said...

You are the most deluded idiot I have ever had the displeasure of "meeting"!

Wake up and smell the decay of the 1000's of corpses you stupid dickhead!

Anonymous said...

As an active duty policeman on a rough beat... I must say that Koos aka Chicken Boi aka Rooster and WSAS aka Expat Whiners are both incorrect.

Reported Crime levels are DOWN in our area. Although on the street we are dealing with a HELL of a lot MORE calls on a daily basis.

The operations of the SAPS has changed over the years. At present, a call is called through and a unit is dispatched to attend. This unit will NOT take the statements or do any paperwork. Another unit will come later and do all that. Only in exceptional cases will the responding unit also do the reporting.

So... Crime response and crime reporting have been divorced from each other.

Next... The reporting team will then hand over the reports to a third team who will phone the victim to find out if they need a docket number for insurance / legal purposes. If so, this is entered into the national system. If not, it is entered into the station system, or simply swept away.

It is almost impossible to find dockets on cold cases from as little as six months ago.

A white cop will not speak out for fear of losing his job or worse. The black cops will not for the same reasons. The last black cop who made a scene in our station went missing two days later and was later found killed. No MSM carried the report. This kind of apartheid era "street committee" mentality of the ANC via the cadres that have been deployed is prevalent through out the force and we need to be VERY circumspect and careful.

The Rooster said...

Ha-Ha!!!
They just ripped you a new ass-hole at WSAS dude!
Debunked your "verbatim" stats while they were at it too!
Maybe you should try to research the numbers rather than re-spewing "official" garbage.
The anc authors of these numbers are not known for their genius level at "sums"

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See my response. I pwned them.

The Rooster said...

As an active duty policeman on a rough beat... I must say that Koos aka Chicken Boi aka Rooster and WSAS aka Expat Whiners are both incorrect.

Reported Crime levels are DOWN in our area. Although on the street we are dealing with a HELL of a lot MORE calls on a daily basis.

The operations of the SAPS has changed over the years. At present, a call is called through and a unit is dispatched to attend. This unit will NOT take the statements or do any paperwork. Another unit will come later and do all that. Only in exceptional cases will the responding unit also do the reporting.

So... Crime response and crime reporting have been divorced from each other.

Next... The reporting team will then hand over the reports to a third team who will phone the victim to find out if they need a docket number for insurance / legal purposes. If so, this is entered into the national system. If not, it is entered into the station system, or simply swept away.

It is almost impossible to find dockets on cold cases from as little as six months ago.

A white cop will not speak out for fear of losing his job or worse. The black cops will not for the same reasons. The last black cop who made a scene in our station went missing two days later and was later found killed. No MSM carried the report. This kind of apartheid era "street committee" mentality of the ANC via the cadres that have been deployed is prevalent through out the force and we need to be VERY circumspect and careful.

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With due respect you're working with a very clear agenda. I am aquainted with man cops too and some agree their situation is improvind and others don't. Most are very racist and were racist before they joined the police. I understan that given most of the people who going to be giving you shit are very likely to be black. I just think perhaps you're a litte too close to the issue to be objective bt I do respect and appreciate the job you are doing to fight crime. It's a serious issue and at least for you part you can say you are doing something about it. Not like these expat douchers who cheer it on.

Anonymous said...

@ Rooster...

Thanks for the reply.

I may be too close to the issue to be objective. However, the fact remains that there is a glaring disparity between the levels of reported crime in our area and the actual crime scene response myself and my colleagues are carrying out.

As for my clear agenda... I think you assume too much. My agenda is and always has been: "To PROTECT and SERVE". That was my goal when joining the force ten years ago and that is still my goal today.

You may believe what you will. I am close to the issue and see a disparity in "reported crime" and "responded to crime" on a daily basis.