Friday 8 May 2009

Pop idols 2009 : The bloodfeast !

Pop idols. Never in my years on this rock has there been so much to dimish the association of pleasantness one is suppost to experience in association to the words "talent competition". I don't mean to imply these are the least talented people I've ever seen in a talent competition , just that in any competition worse that this one you at least had the pleasure of hurling peanuts.

Now I've never been a big fan of the pop idol franchise. I did however consistanly watch this season. Whilst every moment of watching it was like the gang raping of my nervous system , it seemed far too important to miss. Something like if an asteriod was flyng in a trajectory dangerously close to striking the earth and you just need to keep an eye on it in case. One felt if you didn't keep a watchful eye and provide much needed critical observational commentry to those in your immediete surroundings, the social fabric keeping civilisation together might tear apart at the seams.I don't know when I fully realised how bad this show was...but it was very close to around about the time that the whole singing part started. In fact you could probably argue there's a strong correlation to be made there somewhere. None of the f#cking contestants could sing for sh!t !( And I don't even like that song.)

Firstly I have a serious problem with one of the major premises of the show : Namely that boys with spiky highlighted hair and tight pants were allowed to sing in public and people would care rather than throw them with shit. This is blatantly absurd. Maybe that's alright for American or some other country caught up in the metrosexual revolution , but f#ck me sideways ....not here buddy ! No ....someone f#ck those kids up good and proper and don't stop until they stop crying and man up. Then give them a rugby ball and tell them to going find some fucking mud to play in.

Jesus christ ...when I grew up we'd be mocked if we were soft enough to wear fucking shoes. Now days it seems te new de-generation actually wear the fucking thing willingly ! Not only that but it seems they actually differentiate between one type of shoe and another. What the fuck is going on ? What are they ? Women ?

Speaking of the women.... or should I say....the biological women...

being able to sing isn't the only talent I appreciate. If you're roughly human shaped, mostly alive and have some form of orifice , provided you're more femine than a gumboot it's well documented fact that I'd probably try and shag you. However of the female finalists of the show I'd probably only have shagged the afrikaans one. And that's only because she sang a leonard cohen song. The only girl who could sing was the thin black one....and if you still need clarity as to which black girl I'm talking about you're either blind or American (everyone seems thing compared to Americans). The other black girl could sing too but for fuck sakes....that's hardly a talent when you've got your own cave system to echo your voice out of.

They even tried to pawn off a midget as a pop star ! Now I know that's not very nice of me and I don't mean to be mean spirited. It's just that you're never going to get away with a midget as a pop star. People would be all like...."look at the adorable little mic stand !". It's nothing personal and there's loads midgets can do. They can be like little fleshy drinks tables for example. And let's be honest the discrimation is by no ways a 1 way street. You just try apply for a job being tossed into velcro for recreation and see how far you get ! Heightism is rife my friends !

Talking about Heightism , the fucking giraffe in the room is of course the hostess. Now maybe I spend too much time in asia , but the hostesses I've become familiar with over there speak when they're spoken to. But not this bitch ! You're just recovering from the sonic ear massacre so called song one of the CUNTestants has rendered only to be bitch slapped by having to listen to this women. It's not that's she's unpleasant on the ear , it's just what she says ! Everything is a cliche. It's like an overgrown bart simpson doll except replace "eat my shorts" and "ai coromba" with something about "if you want to vote for".

Now passing of a midget as a contestant and a giraffe as a host is one thing....but a male Indian ? Now a female Indian contestant would be fantastic as Indian girls are often super hot (Viva la IPL)...but for me the experience of listening to music is greatly dimished by constantly having to ask myself "Ok ..what's this guys angle ? What does he want ? Where's the catch ? Fuck , how much does he expect me to pay for this shit ?"

Now settle down. I'm not saying all Indians are manipulative, money fixated, dishonest wheelers and deelers. I'm not saying that at all. I'm implying it.

Then there's the winner ....Sasha-Lee. Now Sasha is a pretty thing if you can overlook the fringe, which should be quite easy to overlook. However going by the competition in general one can't overlook the fact that the fringe is possibly fashioned to hide the mark of the beast , so it's potentially not such a small thing. She can sing alright too I suppose and I've got nothing against her in general. Legally anyway. Yet.

The judges were true to form. Gareth Cliff who is a half decent South African continues to associate himself with this show edging off his cool points day by day. But knowing Gareth as I do he's doing it for the money and p#ssy and that's pretty gansta so I'll let him pass. The fat grumpy guy f#cked off to Australia to join the rest of the miserable moaners of the country..don't forget your old south african flag you turncoat wanka ! Can't bothered to talk about the rest really.

So there you have it. I think a fair and balanced review of he revelry that made up South African pop idols 2009. I've had my say and It's over now. There's no more reason for us to fight and we can put all of this behind us. All I ask in return is this....

Don't do it again !

P.S : I've decided to write all stuff not relevant to South African crime or politics in a new blog. You can check it out here ---> http://www.ohrooster.blogspot.com/

I'll be updating there far more frequently that this blog in the future as I'm a little bored and drained with the political stuff. Of course the blog is still very rough and I'll be working on making it pretty in the week to come.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

good article well writen

i liked it well done !!!!

cept iam still not happy having a president who will try and sort out aids by saying having a shower can cure aids or the fact he has 800 charges of fraud or the fact he is best buddies with bob mugabe
and as for spending 75 million on his party well countrys like america can afford those big partrys i dont think its in sa best interest to spend that much

but still i think u make some good points as for the beetroot comment from the health minister
it wasnt just us saffas who lost it laughing but the rest of the world hada laugh to and the problem with her statment is rooster that the uni of cape town was able to prove beetroot can actaully make aids worse same as the african potatoa

Anonymous said...

It is unacceptable that 139 schools nationwide still have a matric pass rate of between 0% en 20%. (Duncan Hindle, director general of education, finding the best Azanian Newspeak adjective to detract from the fact that his Ministry’s performance just made it into the Guinness Book of Records for the first education provider to have managed a perfect 0% pass-rate in a school with 672 pupils)



Some 50 children per day are raped in South Africa as the country struggles with the legacy of apartheid. A News24 journalist, blaming the fact that 50 black men rape 50 black children daily in Azania on whitey)

Anonymous said...

I repeat, I’ve never known a person who has died of AIDS….seriously, not once. (Thabo Mbeki, president of a country where 800 people die of AIDS/HIV per day. Mandela also lost his son to this disease which, according to Mbeki, is not caused by a virus)

The Rooster said...

cept iam still not happy having a president who will try and sort out aids by saying having a shower can cure aids or the fact he has 800 charges of fraud or the fact he is best buddies with bob mugabe
and as for spending 75 million on his party well countrys like america can afford those big partrys i dont think its in sa best interest to spend that much


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Er which president said a shower can cure aids ? That's total bullshit.

Wow you see what I mean about crying wolf and takin things out of context ? The health miniser never claimed beetroot or garlic can cure aids either...she used those two things as examples of the types of food people sould include in their diets and the white media had a brain fart.

The Rooster said...

It is unacceptable that 139 schools nationwide still have a matric pass rate of between 0% en 20%. (Duncan Hindle, director general of education, finding the best Azanian Newspeak adjective to detract from the fact that his Ministry’s performance just made it into the Guinness Book of Records for the first education provider to have managed a perfect 0% pass-rate in a school with 672 pupils)



Some 50 children per day are raped in South Africa as the country struggles with the legacy of apartheid. A News24 journalist, blaming the fact that 50 black men rape 50 black children daily in Azania on whitey)

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Ok not to defend child rape But let's be honest about this statistic once and for all.

Firstly the figure of 50 per day sounds "puled out of an ass".

Secondly how many of these s called 50 are cnsentual sex with 17 or 16 year old girls by older men ? Feminazi's label loads of bullshit as rape...consentual sex while drunk for a women = rape...consentual sex when not in the mood but doing it to please your partner =rape ..that's how these stats are made up. No doubt there are serious gender issues in the rural areas with forced teenage marriages etc whic also influence these stats.

Thirdly baby rape..which some people dishonestly try and portray these stats to show..is exremely freakishly rare.

So while not to pretend we don't have problems with rape like the rest of the developing world it's sometimes blown far out of proportion to make as if we have unique or special problems in this area.nope. Fail.

The Rooster said...

It is unacceptable that 139 schools nationwide still have a matric pass rate of between 0% en 20%. (Duncan Hindle, director general of education, finding the best Azanian Newspeak adjective to detract from the fact that his Ministry’s performance just made it into the Guinness Book of Records for the first education provider to have managed a perfect 0% pass-rate in a school with 672 pupils)
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Wow ...only 139 schools have less than a 20 % pass rate ? Given how many poor rural areas we have that's fantastic progress....keep it up teachers !!

Anonymous said...

zuma said it didnt he curing aids by having a shower when he was asked why he slept with a gurl who had aids he said it ddint matter that she was hiv as he had a shower after sex

Anonymous said...

"During the trial, Zuma admitted to having unprotected sex with his accuser but claimed that he took a shower afterwards to "cut the risk of contracting HIV". Zuma at the time headed the National AIDS Council. This statement has been condemned by the judge, health experts, AIDS activists as well as ridiculed by the public in general."

Just to set the record straight.

Zuma said "cut the risk of contracting HIV" [by taking a shower].

When you're the former leader of the moral regeneration movement, the head of the AIDS council, and the deputy president of the republic, it's not a lot to ask that a leader which such a huge following (especially among the illiterate) gets the basics right and says, oh I don't know, NOT SOMETHING FUCKING CLUMSY.

Even the judge condemned it.

This is over and above pomping outside of his marriage and with a chick who is HIV-positive and unprotected.

No, he didn't say it will protect him AIDS, but he did say that it would minimise contraction. Which is bullshit anyway.

The Rooster said...

Im not defending zuma. For fuck sakes I've written and gone on record as anti him in a huge way. Folowers of this blog know I used to be pro A.N.C until the zuma take over as a big mbeki fan. But the hard to swallow facts about aids are not as cut and dry as you think.

Remember they have een telling us 1 in 4 south african have aids for the past 20 years. Until now in that time only 300 000 south africans (estimated at most) have died from it. So that was clearly a lie. Aids is pretty damn hard to get...you need to sleep with 2000 people with aids to stand a 50% chance of getting it. When they tested south african prisoners tey found a 0.14% prevelence of the disease.

I do believe it exists....well.....to be totally honest I'm just not sure we need the paradigm of hiv to explain these deaths in africa. People have low immune systems for a hybrid of reasons and they get diseases like tb and die. Been that way for centuries before they even spoke about hiv. People are dying less today of these deseases than they were 50 years ago. Think about that for a moment...it's a pretty good reason to suspect this version of events being presented to us is less than the full picture.

Anonymous said...

"Im not defending zuma. For fuck sakes I've written and gone on record as anti him in a huge way. Folowers of this blog know I used to be pro A.N.C until the zuma take over as a big mbeki fan. But the hard to swallow facts about aids are not as cut and dry as you think."

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No one said you were, moron. Stop jumping to conclusions. Read the comment again and take a deep breath.

Also, AIDS isn't cut and dry - you're right. But that's not the point.

Anonymous said...

hey rooster

if this is true what u say then surelyt aids wouldnt even be out there i mean who do u know that has slept with 2000 people

i am not saying i dont beleive your stats just am not sure i agree

i just read somewhere that people from zim dont need visas anymore
to come to sa i hope not as they would bring poverty and that would bring crime and illness

The Rooster said...

hey rooster

if this is true what u say then surelyt aids wouldnt even be out there i mean who do u know that has slept with 2000 people

i am not saying i dont beleive your stats just am not sure i agree

i just read somewhere that people from zim dont need visas anymore
to come to sa i hope not as they would bring poverty and that would bring crime and illness



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You see that's the mystery. There are many counter theories people have proposed to explain the prevelence of aids other than heterosexual sex. Some people propose aids as always been in the african population and the prevelence of it has not increased ...only the testing has for example. One of two things is happening...either :

1) Aids is been exagreatted and sensationilised for profit and doesn't exist nearly in the numbers they suggest,

2) Aids does exist in the numbers they exist but can't be explained by sexual practice alon

3) all the scientific studies showing how hard it is to get aids through sex are wrong

4) there a third force factor..

The Rooster said...

i just read somewhere that people from zim dont need visas anymore
to come to sa i hope not as they would bring poverty and that would bring crime and illness


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Yes I think this is dumb. Don't kick up a fuss..it's just agit-prop to send the whites into a fit to please the masses.The less attention you give the matter the less fun it will be and they'll do away with it.

You guys know zuma was only popular because the stupid white media hated him don't you ? If they'd followed my advice and shut up no one would give a damn about him.

Anonymous said...

well they do say aids in the western world is found highest amoung gay men

like in sydney australia and
london in the gay night club scene

and i have heards gay men sleep around alot

Anonymous said...

hey rooster

iam super pissed off the sharks blew it and r out of the super 14 pisses me offf big time but i find some good points on the new bok jersey thought i would share

It’s typical stuff really. South Africa has so many crippling issues. Yet these bafoons spend their time and our money on changing the names of places or by poking their noses into things that dont concern them. If South Africa had a curling team that was succesful and predominantly white, the ANC would be all over it to destroy it. The Protea represents one thing, the continued assault on the Springbok. Now that the Protea is actually on the jersey it’s only a matter of time before they get rid of the Springbok. Then white players once and for all. There is nothing sincere about transformation. It’s a shame that so many South Africans are so passive that they’ll gladly stand by and watch this happen right in front of them

The whole situation is so stupid. We had one symbol with both the bok and protea in it that symbolized unity. Now we have two symbols to illustrate the divide. Pretty dam idiotic! Probably going to have a scenario now that some players will grab the protea when they sing the anthem and some will grab the springbok.

The Rooster said...

hey rooster

iam super pissed off the sharks blew it and r out of the super 14 pisses me offf big time but i find some good points on the new bok jersey thought i would share

It’s typical stuff really. South Africa has so many crippling issues. Yet these bafoons spend their time and our money on changing the names of places or by poking their noses into things that dont concern them. If South Africa had a curling team that was succesful and predominantly white, the ANC would be all over it to destroy it. The Protea represents one thing, the continued assault on the Springbok. Now that the Protea is actually on the jersey it’s only a matter of time before they get rid of the Springbok. Then white players once and for all. There is nothing sincere about transformation. It’s a shame that so many South Africans are so passive that they’ll gladly stand by and watch this happen right in front of them

The whole situation is so stupid. We had one symbol with both the bok and protea in it that symbolized unity. Now we have two symbols to illustrate the divide. Pretty dam idiotic! Probably going to have a scenario now that some players will grab the protea when they sing the anthem and some will grab the springbok.

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The sharks did blow it. Stupid assholes. But why bring up the springbok emblem now when it's long since been sorted out and agreed to keep it ?

Look people nobody can or can' tell you what the fuck you want to call your favourite rugby team, the constitution protects you from that. Also nobody can tell you that you can't get a job because you're white...once again your legally protected from that.So if you're moaning about these things I have to wonder why you just don't practice your constitutional rights and challenge them.

Well two reasons...despite the hype I've never met someone white who was not hired because he was white and secondly ....I've never heard anyone tell me wat I had to call a sports team other than those early days when mr Bacher suggested it would be a nice gesture to call the cricket team the proteas all those years ago. If you want to call them the springbok cricket team then that's cool too...I mean if these are he things keeping you up a night the country must really be devoid of real issues.

Anonymous said...

well i have met a few people in sa
who did try out for certain jobs
and were told the postion was for blacks only including my own family members i mean there are more than a few whute slums poping up over the place cause of aa
my auntys bro in durbs tried 6 momnths to get work but there was very little going for whites

as for the bok emblem i jsut think its a backward step

well people have been talking bout the bok emblem lately again as the new jersey is bout to be broight out

Anonymous said...

hey rooster whats your view on this

i know its not bout south africa but it is about africa

but iam from south africa and check your site alot

it all started when a white guy in melbourne was attacked and badly beaten by 3 black african men for his wallet so the whites r saying dont let blacks in to australia here is the article


The brutal bashing of an young man at Sunshine train station, in Melbourne, has once again highlighted the problems of crime associated with the immigration of large numbers of black Africans into Australia. [1]

Professor Andrew Fraser warned us all in 2005 about these dangers, when he said “Experience practically everywhere in the world tells us that an expanding black population is a sure-fire recipe for increases in crime, violence and a wide range of other social problems” [2]. Fraser was persecuted by the so-called “Human Rights” industry for telling the truth.

We must remember that societies become more and more authoritarian when they fall under the rule of regimes that push political multiculturalism and political correctness. Under Liberal-Labor’s politically-motivated multiculturalism laws, telling the truth can be illegal - but if we aren’t able to tell the truth, then who will?

Whilst every society, ethnic group and race all have a percentage of people that commit violent crimes, research shows us that this percentage is significantly higher amongst black African males; to be quite clear, this does not mean that all of them are violent criminals, but that - compared to the general population - a higher percentage of black African males are more likely to commit crimes of violence. This is a fact, as shown by crime statistics in countries such as Australia, England and the USA. [3]

Newspaper reports in Australia have confirmed the higher crime rates of black Africans. For instance, the Herald Sun revealed that whilst the general rate of alleged crimes was 1 in 85, the rate for Somalians was 1 in 23. Political multiculturalists may offer all sorts of excuses as to why the black African crime rate is so much higher, blaming poverty, war trauma, etc., but the fact remains that their crime rate is indeed higher. [4]

This is not a matter of faceless “statistics”, but of real people suffering as victims of crime - it is about real people being hurt, disabled and killed. These higher crime “statistics” could mean your brother is bashed, your sister is raped, or your friend is murdered. Higher crime rates are about real people.

If we can choose between bringing in immigrants from a European people with a low crime rate, or from an African people with a high crime rate, who would choose the high crime option?

The fact is that political multiculturalists are extremists. They would rather have thousands more Australians being bashed, raped or murdered, rather than admit their mistake and halt the immigration of black Africans.

Who is to blame? It is the politicians and multiculturalists who are the problem. It is high time that we dumped the extremist ideologies of political multiculturalism and political correctness. It’s time that we started to protect Australians - and protect our nation’s future.

Anonymous said...

i sent this to u cause we where talking bout aids the other day
just some latest stats . the articvle was people who were against the goverment spending momey on mardi gra

The claims that tourism will be

increased by this ridiculous event should be enough to raise concern in itself” Mr. Phillips continued “The World Health Organisation has warned that AIDS in on the increase, with over 10 million infected with the disease in Asia alone. Is this one of the net benefits we are expected to gain from this annual influx of tourism?”