Wednesday, 10 September 2008

Human recycling.


What do we do with something when it's no longer of any use or desire and basically just a piece of trash ?

Recycle of course !! And what's the most useless, unwanted trash in South Africa ?

That's right ! Afrikaaners !

The following article suggest that we use afrikaaners as police men.

http://www.thoughtleader.co.za/traps/2008/09/09/turn-to-the-afrikaans-community-on-police-recruitment/

Clever I thought. It’s not like we need them, or they are doing anything valuable with their time anyway. Perfect Cannon fodder ! You could probably pay them in klipdrift and coke.

But then it got me thinking. What else can we do with our Afrikaners ? I mean we make use of other useless garbage through the process of recycling, why let Afrikaaners (the most useless rubbish of all) go to waste ?

Anyway I came up with a few suggestions of my own.

Sign posts.

Afrikaaners are always standing around street corners with carboard signs these days anyway. Seeing as they are there anyway, why not just hang street signs straight onto the Afrikaaners ? South Africa looses a lot of money through having to replace street signs everyday through drunk motorists knocking them down. Sure , we'll still loose street signs (Afrikaaners) to stray motorists , but it’ll be funnier.

Traffic lights.

Just like the first suggestion , have Afrikaans couples arm in arm on a street corner. Put a red sign on the back of the women and a green one on the back of the men. When ever you need the light to change you play some sokkie music.

This idea shows potential and I reckon I could come up with a few more for tomorrow. So let’s carry it on then.
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8 comments:

Andrea Murrhteyn said...

Interesting.

I wonder what you'd think of my and Eugene de Kock's recent legal offer made to Mandela, Tutu and Langa JMCSwan Disclosure RU-MCFast, for Honourable Polynuclear Paradigm Icebreaker, to provide an example of honourable military Afrikaner Shock and Awe Radical Honesty and Forgiveness, to all TRC Hypocrisy South Africans.

Would you be in support of some honourable military Radical Honesty, or you prefer this BS TRC hypocrisy crap?

Lara

Ek Sukkie said...

BiG LoL...
Very funny and sure to raise the heckles of the broeders... :)

AESAM
(Average Ex SA Male)

Ron. said...

The joke is on you as the term Afrikaner is simply an Afrikaans term for African hence you are arguing for the humiliation of all Africans. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. In your futile attempts at vilifying an entire ethnic group you never define you end up insulting all Africans. It should be noted that once again you are using a picture of Boers -circa late 19th cent- while referring to Afrikaners / Africans. Now in light of the terminology that you have used: you have insulted the entire population of the African continent.

The Rooster said...

I prefer honesty always Lara. The bullshit and sinister subersive agendas that become possible when people hold onto a veneer of "being nice" instead of being honest is too big a sacrifice.

The Rooster said...

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Ron. said...

The joke is on you as the term Afrikaner is simply an Afrikaans term for African hence you are in fact arguing for the humiliation of all Africans. Ha ha ha ha ha. In your persistent but futile attempts at disparaging & vilifying an entire ethnic group -which you never define- you end up insulting all Africans. It should be noted that once again you are using a picture of actual Boers -circa late 19th cent- while referring to Afrikaners / Africans. Now in light of the terminology that you have used: you have by definition insulted the entire population of the African continent.

The Rooster said...

No , Ron. The joke is on you, Trust me. The whole African continent is in on it.

Ek Sukkie said...

BiG LoL...
Very funny and sure to raise the heckles of the broeders... :)

AESAM
(Average Ex SA Male)