Sunday 12 June 2011

Don't forget guys...this exists...

An ode to Afrikaners...

Rage ! Rage !

13 comments:

Exzanian said...

Bait? Seriously? Yaaaawwwwwwwn

Katzenjammer said...

This old lady certainly has her marbles about her. Why indeed should you just hand over your pin numbers?

72-year-old woman kills robber

A 72-year-old woman living on her own shot and killed an intruder in St Francis Bay after she was tied up and threatened, Eastern Cape police said on Sunday.

Two men broke into her house through a window at 03:00 on Sunday and confronted her with a knife and screwdriver, spokesperson Marianette Olivier said.

She was blindfolded, tied up and forced to tell the men the pin numbers to her bank cards.

"While one of the men left with her car to draw money from her account, she managed to untie herself and got a firearm from the cupboard.

The man tried to grab her .38 Special and she fired shots, killing him. The second man came back, saw her standing with the gun and ran away."

A case of murder and house robbery was opened.

"No one has been charged with murder. We will do formal investigations, send a docket to the public prosecutor and then a decision will be made," she said.

Katzenjammer said...

Hi Exzanian, enjoying life in East Anglia? I'm still trying to get hold of some amanita muscaria for a nice hot cup of tea with some vooma as I'm freezing my arse off like everybody else here. Nothing more hectic than a mild shroom boost. Nah, I don't have anything against Afrikaners. Maybe the occasional Gauteng Afrikaner, but not the ones in KZN or the Freeze State, they can come and drink tea with me.

Exzanian said...

Tch tch, rage rage?

Turncoats, that’s us, every last one…Let see, brother in UK 12 years, sister in Canada 10 years, me in UK 5 years…Right now we are processing papers for my 67 year old Mum to go to Canada…Sadly Dad passed away in November but once mum is gone, that’s us!

Dach, are you kidding me? I made a mint selling “herbal incense” on the web. You probably have not received your order due to the SA Postal Service! Renowned the world over…e-commerce is a thing, sadly, that will probably never take off in ZA thanks to Helkom….Currently I have a 21 gig broadband connection for next to nothing….

The Rooster said...

Well excuse me for being extremely unconvinced of your joys of not being here. Maybe your fixation and obsession gives you away ? Really the psychology of what drives you lot os extremnely simple to see. Didn't ever the tiniest fucking brain to see through the propoganda did you ?

Katzenjammer said...

Exzanian, I ordered from some dude in the States, he gave me a tracking number en alles, and the stuff allegedly wound up in the UAE so someone got high in Dubai? I received bugger all, but this was not the post office's fault, I have bought stacks of stuff on eBay and Amazon and it's never gone missing where I live, although I know for sure things go missing wholesale at Gauteng PO's.

Boertjie said...

Remember to read Rooster's disclaimer on Ode to Afrikaners, people! :->

Um, Rooster, what exactly is your goal with this post?

The Rooster said...

My goal ? To mock Afrikans people. Who frankly for a group of people whose greatest achievement was a long walk take themselves way too fucking seriously. I should know, I am one of them.

Katzenjammer said...

If you want to mock Afrikaners who make other Afrikaners look like complete arseholes, look no further than here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzX6cXebOsI

Exzanian said...

"Really the psychology of what drives you lot os extremnely simple to see."

Are you talking about me or some profile in your head? You know absolutely nothing about me...Your blog is a piece of shit, simply a mirror against a strawman you have invented in your own bi-polar brain...Your blog screams frustration, probably because deep inside you are bitterly disapoinyted about how this NSA turned into a piece of shit before our very eyes and fuck knows we can do nothing about it...How you wish you could take it back and work it over again...Ain't gonna happen!

In the meantime old roosty-poesty, carry on with your electronic teeth grinding, I may pop in from time to time just to see how it goes...Maggot

Oh, ya, I don't do tit-for-tat oneupmanship, so feel free to respond with your usual "cuntplasm" and claim the victory....

The Rooster said...

Cuntplasm.

My pleasure.

The Rooster said...

Any frustration you're detecting is a deeply misplaced minunderstanding of my sense of humour. Ease up on the roid rage.

Boertjie said...

This seems like a good place to add this:

Why does a farmer's heart start racing, he gets difficulty breathing, his palms start sweating and he can't think rationally when he meets a woman wearing leather?

She smells like a new bakkie!

:-D