As usual , this time of year , I take it upon myself to offer my message to the Jewish community . Who could forget last years “Wow , you guys sure beat the crap out of our savior” ? And I still get mail regarding my article two years ago when I asked “ Wasn't the crown of thorns a bit much? “
This year I bring a simpler , gentler message : “ Thanks for the chocolate .”
Some Christians may feel chocolate is a small consolation when you consider that , well you did sort of ,for lack of a better word , flat out murder the hell out the son of their god....but not me .
Heck ..my compassion and forgiveness can be easily bought . I don't need like for example “30 pieces of silver “ .Nope ..chocolate will do just fine for me . And every year because of the blood thirsty , malicious and sadistic nature of your ethnic group's ancestors , I get chocolate .
Thanks again , and I sinerely hope you don't all burn in hell .
Rooster (Designated speaker for the free world)