I know the question everyone is wondering right now is "Who does Rooster endorse as the next president of the United States ?"
Knowing my cult like popularity, I've delibrately withheld my views on the elections so far not wanting to have a disproportional influence on the results. But now that the time to vote has come I may as well spill it.
And the winner is (drum roll).............................................................................................................
They're all assholes. A person simply does not rise up through the U.S political ranks without being in on some sinsiter machiovellian bollocks. America is a one party fascist nation that farsically portrays itself to be in an election "battle" every four years and sells its people the illusion of "choice". In reality there is S-F-A difference between the republicans and democrats except perhaps for the lobbyists/big banking/militiary industrial complex/pharmaceutical companies etc etc whose interests they serve. They polarise people by painting a big archetypical picture of the others : Democrats are drugged up lazy hippies liberals and Republicans are Red neck monster truck driving religious hicks. Liberals want to turn the states into communist Russia and murder Jesus Christ and babies and the Republicans want the the right to own automatic guns and kill all the gays, jews and blacks. Frankly your average Joe-America just slides inbetween these two ridiculous stereotypes aligning themself with either not in endorsement but in sheer fear of the the other.
So with this in mind and fully aware that both canidates will likely follow through with the most self destructive policies and bring about the decline of the western world, I'm going to say screw it and do the following....
Hope that Obama wins. It's not the better or worse of the two options because pragmatically I think he'll esculate the wars in the middle east to include iran and pakistan (just as mccain would).But at least this way I'm getting some kind of affirmation that the american people actually admitting that Bush has been a f#ck up. It'll feel at least in some way like some form of acknowledgment of guilt for voting that Cretin in. So for this reason I'll be watching telly all night hopefully first pumping as the map turns blue.
Oh , and it'll piss S.A.S off.