Wednesday, 8 October 2008

Expats...

You left this place ?




Oops.

Bwahahahahahaha

Seriously though , read through the comments and you'll find a heavy dose of homesick saffers whom upon the old saying about grass not always being greener is dawning. Come home chaps, there's never been a better time to be here !

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is a pity the white man is so stupid and cant see what is going on. We are at war with these fucking K4s and we do nothing. Time is running out and it will be our children who will suffer.
We are also at war with the muslims and again we do nothing. If we had the balls we would wipe them of the face of the world now and then the world will be a better place.
Think about it, we dont have that long to go. It is up to you to look after your childrens future.

KOOS

Anonymous said...

What ever you have in Sa we have ten times better except for the K4s and the crime. We dont have many of them K4s thank fuck. So carry on about how wonderful SA was with all the nice things the white man built. It will never be the same again and I will never return.
I have more here than I would if I were in SA.
I earn 3 times more than I would in SA.
I have a great life with freedom which I would not in SA.
My child has a future here, she would not in SA.
So you can take SA and shove it right up your rear end.

KOOS

Anonymous said...

rooster, this is for you:

- http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/880

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PRETORIA. The Ministry of Health and other government policy makers have reacted angrily to a controversial new study that suggests that sex, and not poverty, is the main driver of the Aids pandemic. Denouncing the study as racist, anti-ubuntu and the product of witchcraft, a government spokesman also slammed the study for suggesting that Aids can kill people.

Addressing journalists at an emergency press conference this morning, Health Ministry spokesman Dr Kildare Phosa said that new Health Minister Barbara Hogan had not yet finalized her policies and agendas, and until she did all policy would continue to reflect the stance of the last 14 years.

"We have always been very clear on how Aids is transmitted," said Phosa.

"As proved by the Interweb and a very fascinating séance Dr Manto Tshabalala-Msimang once attended, Aids is caused by poverty, which is caused by colonialism, which is caused by Queen Victoria."

He said the death of Queen Victoria had been "a small step in the right direction" but added that much more needed to be done before Aids could be stamped out completely.

He would not confirm or deny whether this meant the extermination of the British royal family.

According to Phosa the South African government was also outraged that the study drew a link between Aids and death.

"It is mischievous in the extreme to spread the rumour that Aids can kill you," he said.

"As we have always shown in our Aids awareness campaigns, being HIV-positive instead makes you vibrant, sociable, fairly good looking but not in a slutty way, and able to play a musical instrument in large crowds."

He reaffirmed the government's support for "euphemism, non-specific romantic sweet-nothings, and affirming cliché" in the battle against the disease.

"The fight against Aids is all about being positive. All this talk of infection and death is defeatist, and frankly a little bit racist.

"Next thing they'll be wanting us to change 'Love Life!' to 'Don't Have Unprotected Sex With Multiple Partners'.

"It's totally irresponsible and totally kills the buzz of the Love Life generation, who are out there loving life, being positive, and not dying of anything at all ever."

The Rooster said...

10 times better ? Bullshit ! Where do you live ? Utopialand ?

Fucking bollocks and you know it. The lifestyle of the countries Saffers emigrate to it far inferior to what they had in South Africa and they fucking know it.

Anonymous said...

"10 times better ? Bullshit ! Where do you live ? Utopialand ?

Fucking bollocks and you know it. The lifestyle of the countries Saffers emigrate to it far inferior to what they had in South Africa and they fucking know it."

keep on denying, rooster. keep on. good dog.

Anonymous said...

"Fucking bollocks and you know it. The lifestyle of the countries Saffers emigrate to it far inferior to what they had in South Africa and they fucking know it."

That's a sweeping statement of fact that is completely ungrounded. A good friend of mine emigrated to Australia. He was given a job transfer with a higher (relative) salary to what he had here. He was given a better car than what he had in SA, a better home, and has a better life now.

It's simple. His currency has more buying power.

The Rooster said...

One person might be able to scrape a bareable living in Australia. But we all know they end up being the mocked underbelly of society not able to enjoy even half the things they could in South Africa as middle classed people. The servents, the holiday houses, the boats, the bikes , the atv's , eating and drinking what and when you likes , the easy work environment , the compraderie , the exctiement , the diversity , the beauty , that frsh african feeling ...etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc

Who the fuck do you really think you are fooling to pretend your life is half as good there than it was here. certainly not me...i'm well travelled and the places you fucks live are shit.

Anonymous said...

"One person might be able to scrape a bareable living in Australia. But we all know they end up being the mocked underbelly of society not able to enjoy even half the things they could in South Africa as middle classed people. "

No, we don't all know this. You're wrong simply because you're providing nothing more than anecdotal opinion.


"Who the fuck do you really think you are fooling to pretend your life is half as good there than it was here. certainly not me...i'm well travelled and the places you fucks live are shit."

Jealousy, my friend. Sounds like you have a chip on your shoulder. Ha ha. Keep up that aggression, young one, while I enjoy my hyper fast broadband internet. Hahahaha!

The Rooster said...

I told you...we're not fooled. I know what a crap passionaless, slave existance you folks eek out in your new lands. Don't try and fool and bore us with it....it's your fucking bed you made...now lie in it.

Anonymous said...

"it's your fucking bed you made...now lie in it"

With pleasure.

Anonymous said...

I love Australia where life is like it was 40 years ago in SA till the fucking K4s started all the shit. If you think my life was better in SA then you realy do know fuck all. I have a good job, nice home, very nice 4X4 and I have money in the bank and investments.
What did I have in SA, FOKALL.

So Rooster, go cry on your mothers left breast you sad little man. You are in denial about how shit SA is. As for (you well travelled) , Welkom and Ventersburg do not count.

KOOS

The Rooster said...

whatever "koos" ...you wouldn't spend half your life trawling the net for south african sites if you were happy there. You'd get on with your life. Nobody is fooled you sad fucking outcast.