We'll we've done England , now for a special word to those Saffers who have emmigrated /are thinking of emmigrating to Australia.
The following comes from : http://www.brandsouthafricablog.com/
Fellow South Africans need to know that people are actually moving back to South Africa. After more than 2 years in Australia we are moving back and there are others like us - 3 other families who all have been here longer than us just in our circle of friends. It was a privilege to be able to have done this but there is no place like home. Do not be fooled by South Africans abroad boasting about how good it is. Most of them are still trying to convince themselves daily that they made the right decision. Most say they would like to go back and others are either too embarrassed (for what reason I do not know) or too stubborn to admit that they would love to go back. It is really not soooo much better here as they would like folks back home to believe. Sort out crime in SA and there is really nothing better! Many are led to believe service, schooling and medical care are better (in Australia) - not true. We were back in SA less than 2 weeks ago, bought another house and cannot wait to be back at the end of the year. We get a lot of overseas news here and believe me same sh…. different country. South Africans must stop thinking that negative things only happen in SA — not true.
And this is my personal take on Australia.
With all the furore in the world right now , we live in a time in need of much tolerance .
Tolerance for our differences , tolerance for our fellow man . We need to come together and accept and celebrate each others diversity. And while a great big part of me believes that entirely . Still ... f#ck Australia .
I've been nice to them for a while , since Steve Irwan died . But I just can't take it any longer . Fuck Australia . Seriously.
Everyone's always going on about how they want to go to Australia . Why ? What's there to see ? Some big piles of turd looking dirt in the desert ? Big f#cking deal ! You know why Australia has big piles of turds lying around ? I'll tell you . Because Australia is the earth poop/ass hole . It's such a crap country it literally sh!ts !
Some pointy opera house ? F#ck Opera ! It's all grown men in tight pants prancing around and singing about women with fat bums. Kind of a hybrid between American Football and Rap. The animals ? Come on ! Australia has crap animals ! Duck billed f#cking platypus ? What the f#ck is that ? Kangeroos ? It's like a f#cking rat that jumps a lot ! Kill them all !
What's more... whenever they play sport they play in this crap luminous canary yellow . If Herpes had a flag , it would be canary yellow. But what do they call it? Australian gold ! Liars !!!
You know what they should play in ? Black and White stripes ! F#cking convicts .
Then there's Australian culture . I use the word culture here very reluctantly and only because there is currently no word in the English language for “collective psyche of people who act like “Twats”.
Australian culture can be broken down into three main aspects : Being ignorant , talking funny and most importantly : Beastiality. Normally I would be far harder on Australians for the fact that they love to shag sheep so much. But having seen their women , I almost understand why they aren't as pedantic as most when it comes to distinguishing between man and beast .
What else is australia famous for ? Adventure sports , like bungy jumping . Well big f#cking deal . If I'd lived in Australia I'd jump of a bridge too......without a chord .
So what are you muppets doing over there ? I know you got carried away and a little over excited about the neurotic was the media portrayed crime and such rubbish. But now that you've had some time to think about silly it all was , surely you're ready to come home where life is good ? Just just us a favor and leave Clyde Rathbone over there.