We'll we've done England , now for a special word to those Saffers who have emmigrated /are thinking of emmigrating to Australia.
The following comes from : http://www.brandsouthafricablog.com/
Fellow South Africans need to know that people are actually moving back to South Africa. After more than 2 years in Australia we are moving back and there are others like us - 3 other families who all have been here longer than us just in our circle of friends. It was a privilege to be able to have done this but there is no place like home. Do not be fooled by South Africans abroad boasting about how good it is. Most of them are still trying to convince themselves daily that they made the right decision. Most say they would like to go back and others are either too embarrassed (for what reason I do not know) or too stubborn to admit that they would love to go back. It is really not soooo much better here as they would like folks back home to believe. Sort out crime in SA and there is really nothing better! Many are led to believe service, schooling and medical care are better (in Australia) - not true. We were back in SA less than 2 weeks ago, bought another house and cannot wait to be back at the end of the year. We get a lot of overseas news here and believe me same sh…. different country. South Africans must stop thinking that negative things only happen in SA — not true.
And this is my personal take on Australia.
With all the furore in the world right now , we live in a time in need of much tolerance .
Tolerance for our differences , tolerance for our fellow man . We need to come together and accept and celebrate each others diversity. And while a great big part of me believes that entirely . Still ... f#ck Australia .
I've been nice to them for a while , since Steve Irwan died . But I just can't take it any longer . Fuck Australia . Seriously.
Everyone's always going on about how they want to go to Australia . Why ? What's there to see ? Some big piles of turd looking dirt in the desert ? Big f#cking deal ! You know why Australia has big piles of turds lying around ? I'll tell you . Because Australia is the earth poop/ass hole . It's such a crap country it literally sh!ts !
Some pointy opera house ? F#ck Opera ! It's all grown men in tight pants prancing around and singing about women with fat bums. Kind of a hybrid between American Football and Rap. The animals ? Come on ! Australia has crap animals ! Duck billed f#cking platypus ? What the f#ck is that ? Kangeroos ? It's like a f#cking rat that jumps a lot ! Kill them all !
What's more... whenever they play sport they play in this crap luminous canary yellow . If Herpes had a flag , it would be canary yellow. But what do they call it? Australian gold ! Liars !!!
You know what they should play in ? Black and White stripes ! F#cking convicts .
Then there's Australian culture . I use the word culture here very reluctantly and only because there is currently no word in the English language for “collective psyche of people who act like “Twats”.
Australian culture can be broken down into three main aspects : Being ignorant , talking funny and most importantly : Beastiality. Normally I would be far harder on Australians for the fact that they love to shag sheep so much. But having seen their women , I almost understand why they aren't as pedantic as most when it comes to distinguishing between man and beast .
What else is australia famous for ? Adventure sports , like bungy jumping . Well big f#cking deal . If I'd lived in Australia I'd jump of a bridge too......without a chord .
So what are you muppets doing over there ? I know you got carried away and a little over excited about the neurotic was the media portrayed crime and such rubbish. But now that you've had some time to think about silly it all was , surely you're ready to come home where life is good ? Just just us a favor and leave Clyde Rathbone over there.
19 comments:
Amen to that! People tend to forget too quickly. Give these families a few months back in SA and they will soon realize their mistake. It takes GUTS to leave and start a life overseas. More guts than staying behind. Not everyone can do it. But in a few years, after SA has turned into Zim, no one will want to come back. I'd rather be homesick than a crime statistic. Get an education and get out!
How come the whole continent of Africa consists only of third world countries?
Your comments about Australia seem more like a jealous rant. I have been to both Australia and South Africa recently and it is no contest which country is better.
Australia stands head and shoulders above South Africa. It is both much safer and cleaner. In fact, it is better than South Africa in just about every way.
Don't you mean Arsetralia: Earth's poophole?
Ha ha ha ..Arsestralia...good one.
The rest of you should come out of denial and know you're about as Australian as pizza. You'll always be hairybacks to them. Good luck over there. You must really not miss South Africa to be spending time on all these blogs. Sorry idiots...i'm not buying it. But keep telling yourself what you have to to help you sleep at night in that god forsaken hell hole.
Ps : I'm not deleting comments , i'm mearly deleting some idiots attempt to make you have to scrool down.
I can't take this site seriously. Australia is a beautiful country with beautifuly people. I lived there for one year and they were incredibly kind and hospitable. I cannot believe what you have just said!!!
What makes me feel good every day that I am not in that hemroid of the world called south africa any more is that for the past 10 years I haven’t had to pay the shit-for-brains anc 40% of my salary so they can come up with genius ideas like buying submarines that no-one can drive, pay sandf soldiers on suspension for the last 5 years, fuck up ESKOM and then turn round and say "Eish, Hau" etc etc etc
I would rather be on a leaky boat with a competent captain than on cruise liner with a room temperature BEE/AA retard steering!!!
Really sophisticated rhetoric ...the A.n.c are people that say "eish , hau". Well I'll certainly not lose sleep in fear you are part of the brain drain.
10 year about ? 1998 ? Why still ehere talking about it ? so much has changed since then. Maybe you better get more involved with your adopted country. Go swat flies , ot shag sheep or talk about ....the sand...or whatever there is to talk about. Leave us alone..we disown you. You're no longer allowed to carry the honor of being a South African. Ausralia can have you and your type. Please don't come back.
I am not in a state of denial. South Africa has some problems. But they are 99% of the time problems black people face. I don't want to have to hear about them from racist whites who want to use black suffering to promote their ludicrous suggestion that whites did a better job of governing black people. I especially don't want to hear it from people who have long since left the country. I also don't want to hear the problems exageratted far beyind reality. South Africa has enough problems , we don't need to unecessarily chase away investors and tourists at the same time.
Yeah , yeah ...whatever. As I said before keep telling yourself that. It will make the endless dull days of living in that cesspit seem a little easier.
Talk about sour grapes. I am sure all the dumb uneducated who come here and run down other countries are so jelous that they will never be able to leave that shithole AFRICA. Tough luck, you should have gone to school and got an education. Not just gone to work at the spoornet and get paid for nothing.
Have a shit life.
Actually I've lived in 4 different countries and travelled to countless more. I'm also highly educated. How else would I know how good it is to live in South Africa ?
Educated? Where? Boy's Town? Plumbing and secretarial diplomas don't count. Do you really think no one in SA starves? You are baboon
The dooster says-I've lived in 4 different countries.
Yeah right.
I know santa and the easter bunny. I was on the moon and saw Jesus.
This dooster is a real dick head.
Whatever plonkers. not everyone sees the world through the perspective of boksburg. tossers.
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