Thursday 22 October 2009

Fail !

Now that super noob Huntley was uber pwned for his epic fail in obviously lying about the situation in South Africa to get a visa in shitty ass cold Canada (because he's too much of a dumbass to get a tertiary education)....it's a timely opportunity to laugh at his absurd statements by announcing the following.

Cape Town, the place Huntley so hilariously presented as a dangerous place where a white person would stick out as a sore thumb (pause to wet and split your pants) is the UK's second favourite voted holiday destination.

Read about it here.

Oh and it was also voted world's best city in 2008.

From now on when someone fails so badly and does something so incredibly lame we should have a name for it : They "Huntley Failed".

We an use it as a warning to our children. Son stop being such a douchebag or you're going to Huntley Fail one day...and it should bring fear to their souls !

"Sorry dad, I'll stop being such a muppet ! I promise ! I won't Huntley Fail daddy please believe me !! Please daddy ! " sob , sob , sob.

Bwahahahaha

Remember people...don't Huntley Fail !

Peace and love
Rooster

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry but you're a little late with this one (as you are with most of your "brainwaves" - Eishkom was by far the DOOZIER-IST)
I've been berating my kids with this for the past year -
"Don't be sorry son, just try a bit harder next time. After all...you don't want to end up like a DOOSTER do you?

Anonymous said...

Oh! look at all the tough anonymous comments. I'm suprised anonymous knows how to breed. Hey anony, I have a joke for you, what is white and 14 inches long? NOTHING!

Anonymous said...

I have a joke for you, what is white and 14 inches long? NOTHING!


UM JOHN HOLMES AND HE IS WHITE
RON JEREMY HE IS WHITE

Anonymous said...

cool, a porn blog without pictures!

Anonymous said...

I have a joke for you, what is white and 14 inches long? NOTHING!



isnt that rascist and shouldnt be allowed on this page

Anonymous said...

Blow this one out your sphincter rooster!
Mongolia apparently is a better place to live - lmao!

http://www.prosperity.com/rankings.aspx

The Rooster said...

Go live in mongolia then. Bwahahahahaha.

Anonymous said...

Go live in mongolia then. Bwahahahahaha.

good one i wouldnt want to live there

so tell me what do u make of this ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDzTqTt53Nk&feature=related

tis bout obama is he really anti christian

The Rooster said...

Don't bore me with obama drama...I hate american politics both the dems and republicans. Same old bullshit big money politics , white or black. Ron Paul is my man.

Anonymous said...

roster have u seen the trailer for the new movie bout the 95 world cup
staring matt damon and morgan freeman it looks pretty good


whos ron paul

Anonymous said...

UHURU GURU WAS ARRESTED!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!