Statistically speaking almost all human beings...I mean something over 99% , are mind numbingly stupid.
Now don't take this personally, you might fall into the 0.01% who are able to formulate rudimentary cognitive thoughs, but...
Given marriage is something most stupid people are likely to do, then there is a good chance you (or anyone) will get married.
God knows why anyone would sign away their freedom like this. It's a horrible idea. I can barely tolerate a woman for the small time you have to before and after sex , never the less a lifetime.
Here is a logical solution to this problem if you go ahead and marry.
If two negatives make a positive then marry two woman.
(1)This way they can keep each other company with girly things like bitching and shopping and this will free up your time to do important things like Xbox or golf.
(2)This will also alleviate such tedious activities as foreplay. They can warm each other up and then you can come in and finish the job.
(3)Not to mention the fact that the house will always be spotlessly clean and dinner will never be late as one could be folding the washing and the other cooking (when I don't feel like cooking that is).
(4)I can't think of a number 4......maybe this plan doesn't not have enough positives to make it into the 0.01% category. Guess I'll be sticking to the weekend jolly.
i guess there is hope for me yet i am going to phuekt next month am very excited as i live in oz now and dont get to me my family in sa and they will be joining me there
i have asked my cuz to bring me a bulls currie cuo jersey
so u ever been to phuket
iam sure your amazed by this story lol . but i guess tis something differnt
the anc are so last year they r jsut a bunch of lame wads i knew this was going to happen it should be on hayibo.com
http://news.iafrica.com/sa/1653418.htm
ANCYL leader Julias Malema has called on the South African government not to allow the IAAF to go ahead with its controversial gender test on track champion Caster Semenya.
"The International Amateur Athletic Federation (IAAF) decision to test Semenya is racist and sexist and we must not allow them to do it," said the African National Congress Youth League leader.
He was addressing the ANCYL regional conference in Durban. "There are so many athletes who are ugly"
Calls for Semenya to be tested were made because she was black and because she had surpassed her European competitors, said Malema.
Malema said they would not allow Europeans to continue treating black people as if they were monkeys.
Aw jeez man... Has your blog has degenerated into a squalid "Agony Aunt" column handing out marriage advise to commentators with freezer temperature IQ scores? Advise him to go to a Metal bar and look for chicks with back fat - apparently they're not too fussed about who they marry! On the upside its not the end of the world tho... Hit counter may go up a notch or two!
Yup, been to Phuket. Horrible place (Phuket, Thailand is awesome...lived there a few years). Keeps our wits about there...you might get a little surpise from some of the laies there. Sometimes not so little I'm told.
Yup, been to phuket. Awful place, although Thailand is awesome. I speak a decent ammount of the language too. Say this to the first thai person you see there
"Kayoey yoo tee nai ? Pom yak fun gup katoey noi krap"
You'll get a nice little surprise. Sometimes not so little I'm told.
Thai women are lovely by the way if you avoid the obvious sex workers. Make good little wives if not a little on the stupid side.
Aw jeez man... Has your blog has degenerated into a squalid "Agony Aunt" column handing out marriage advise to commentators with freezer temperature IQ scores? Advise him to go to a Metal bar and look for chicks with back fat - apparently they're not too fussed about who they marry! On the upside its not the end of the world tho... Hit counter may go up a notch or two! -----------
Ew...backfat !
I was thinking of a site where people "ask rooster" for advice and basically get told to get bent and stop being asswads. Apparently not much enthusiasm for that idea.
to be honest this is shockingh and i see the ysay its the third murder in a week thats not lekker
http://www.ewn.co.za/articleprog.aspx?id=20488
A third Pretoria resident has been killed this week, during an armed robbery at his home in Doornkloof, north east of the capital.
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Wow...pretty shocking week for pretoria. Normally in South Africa around 1 white person is mudered every second day, so this makes it a really bad week for white people in pretoria.
Now then...what was the agenda for posting that ? If it's a bad week , then it's not a normal week obviously. Or were you trying to suggest this was some kind of nomal situation ?
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rooster your good with sums
iam 28 and aweful with the ladies
but get hit on alot at clubs and pubs but can never take it further than the club
whats the odds of me ever getting married
That's easy.
Statistically speaking almost all human beings...I mean something over 99% , are mind numbingly stupid.
Now don't take this personally, you might fall into the 0.01% who are able to formulate rudimentary cognitive thoughs, but...
Given marriage is something most stupid people are likely to do, then there is a good chance you (or anyone) will get married.
God knows why anyone would sign away their freedom like this. It's a horrible idea. I can barely tolerate a woman for the small time you have to before and after sex , never the less a lifetime.
Here is a logical solution to this problem if you go ahead and marry.
If two negatives make a positive then marry two woman.
(1)This way they can keep each other company with girly things like bitching and shopping and this will free up your time to do important things like Xbox or golf.
(2)This will also alleviate such tedious activities as foreplay. They can warm each other up and then you can come in and finish the job.
(3)Not to mention the fact that the house will always be spotlessly clean and dinner will never be late as one could be folding the washing and the other cooking (when I don't feel like cooking that is).
(4)I can't think of a number 4......maybe this plan doesn't not have enough positives to make it into the 0.01% category. Guess I'll be sticking to the weekend jolly.
well thanks for your answer
i guess there is hope for me yet
i am going to phuekt next month am very excited as i live in oz now and dont get to me my family in sa
and they will be joining me there
i have asked my cuz to bring me a bulls currie cuo jersey
so u ever been to phuket
iam sure your amazed by this story lol . but i guess tis something differnt
the anc are so last year they r jsut a bunch of lame wads i knew this was going to happen it should be on hayibo.com
http://news.iafrica.com/sa/1653418.htm
ANCYL leader Julias Malema has called on the South African government not to allow the IAAF to go ahead with its controversial gender test on track champion Caster Semenya.
"The International Amateur Athletic Federation (IAAF) decision to test Semenya is racist and sexist and we must not allow them to do it," said the African National Congress Youth League leader.
He was addressing the ANCYL regional conference in Durban.
"There are so many athletes who are ugly"
Calls for Semenya to be tested were made because she was black and because she had surpassed her European competitors, said Malema.
Malema said they would not allow Europeans to continue treating black people as if they were monkeys.
Aw jeez man...
Has your blog has degenerated into a squalid "Agony Aunt" column handing out marriage advise to commentators with freezer temperature IQ scores?
Advise him to go to a Metal bar and look for chicks with back fat - apparently they're not too fussed about who they marry!
On the upside its not the end of the world tho...
Hit counter may go up a notch or two!
Yup, been to Phuket. Horrible place (Phuket, Thailand is awesome...lived there a few years). Keeps our wits about there...you might get a little surpise from some of the laies there. Sometimes not so little I'm told.
Yup, been to phuket. Awful place, although Thailand is awesome. I speak a decent ammount of the language too. Say this to the first thai person you see there
"Kayoey yoo tee nai ? Pom yak fun gup katoey noi krap"
You'll get a nice little surprise. Sometimes not so little I'm told.
Thai women are lovely by the way if you avoid the obvious sex workers. Make good little wives if not a little on the stupid side.
Aw jeez man...
Has your blog has degenerated into a squalid "Agony Aunt" column handing out marriage advise to commentators with freezer temperature IQ scores?
Advise him to go to a Metal bar and look for chicks with back fat - apparently they're not too fussed about who they marry!
On the upside its not the end of the world tho...
Hit counter may go up a notch or two!
-----------
Ew...backfat !
I was thinking of a site where people "ask rooster" for advice and basically get told to get bent and stop being asswads. Apparently not much enthusiasm for that idea.
to be honest this is shockingh
and i see the ysay its the third murder in a week thats not lekker
http://www.ewn.co.za/articleprog.aspx?id=20488
A third Pretoria resident has been killed this week, during an armed robbery at his home in Doornkloof, north east of the capital.
to be honest this is shockingh
and i see the ysay its the third murder in a week thats not lekker
http://www.ewn.co.za/articleprog.aspx?id=20488
A third Pretoria resident has been killed this week, during an armed robbery at his home in Doornkloof, north east of the capital.
------------
Wow...pretty shocking week for pretoria. Normally in South Africa around 1 white person is mudered every second day, so this makes it a really bad week for white people in pretoria.
Now then...what was the agenda for posting that ? If it's a bad week , then it's not a normal week obviously. Or were you trying to suggest this was some kind of nomal situation ?
Wow...pretty shocking week for pretoria. Normally in South Africa around 1 white person is mudered every second day,
well thats a lot of people murdered
i cant even imagine that
i am from natal and live in oz now
and thats unheard of
i have heard though pretoria is having some horrible crime lately
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