Thursday, 25 September 2008

Afrikaaners : How to avoid genocide.



You often hear Afrikaans saying untrue stupid things. Things like “ A boer maak ‘n plan” (A boer makes a plan) for example. Judging by Afrikaaners the only plan they make over and over is to sit around drinking brandy and being ignorant. Another such idiotic thing they often say is “We are victims of genocide” , to which I always say “Amazingly , not yet !”

So while it’s true that as of yet there has been no agenda to actively kill Afrikaans people, I certainly don’t feel we can hope to preserve the status quo much longer. This is because of four main reasons.

1)Sokkie dancing.


Sokkie dancing is one of those unique social past times which entertainment value would actually be greatly enhanced if everyone died violently. But let me tell you how I real feel about it. There has been something lacking from every sokkie dance I’ve been to, and that thing is an serial killer armed with a machete. Add this one simple aspect and a god awful sokkie dance suddenly has the potential to be awesome. Remove it however and what we’ve got in the worst aspects of drunken incest, fat people and dancing all rolled into one.. There should be a test administered to humanity to determine whether you are allowed to live or not, and the first thing is should ask about is sokkie dancing. So to me that presents an obvious choice. Either stubbornly carry on sokkie dancing, but accept that it will involve a machete. Or stop. You choose.

2)Mag wheels and loud sound systems.

I don’t even know what a mag wheel is. That’s how awesome I am. But I hear afrikaaners talking about them all the time. I think it’s those things they put in the wheels of their nissen and mazda 1400 bakkies that actually cost more than the whole bakkie. All I know is I’d rather be necklacked by my own tires than have mag wheels. Worse than this they have a tendency to deck their little dutchmobiles out with the loudest crappies speakers imaginable and drive around playing the crappest, dumbest music available. When I see this happened I can’t believe they do it on purpose and try and credit them with some humanity. I make myself think what happened is they mistake the volume button for the tuner. They aren’t trying to play that idiotic kurt Darren sh!t louder , they’re trying to tune to another station. I need to believe this to help myself sleep at night.

3)The blue bulls.

Don’t get me wrong , I like rugby and I’m not talking about the side. I’m talking about the fans. If we could think of the world of rugby as a rock concert , the blue bulls fans would be the portable toilet. Now it’s a chicken and the egg thing for me. What came first ? Are Afrikaaners ignorant and stupid fat pricks because they are blue bulls fans ? Or perhaps blue bulls fans ignorant and stupid fat pricks because they are Afrikaaners ? It doesn’t matter anyway. All I know is that you can be sure that sometimes during your weekend your day and general sense of optimism for humanity with be thwarted by some loud drunk asshole in a blue bulls jersey.

4) Afrikaaners calling other people stupid.

Is it just me or does anyone else get the general feeling that a group of people whose greatest ever achievement was taking a walk, whose lyrics to a number 1 hit was "boeremeisies rule", who historically pride themselves on being utterly ignorant and solving problems with their fists rather than brains, should not have a lot to say about the intellect of others ? Whenever I hear an afrikaans person calling someone else's ethnic group stupid I cover my eyes with my hands in case I'm in a glass house. The only thing more ironic that this is an afrikaans person making fun of a black south african accent. Do I really need to point out the irony here ?

Now if these things could be eradicated I suggest the safety of the Afrikaans people would be greatly enhanced. It’s advice and it’s free. Use it or don’t use it.

Peace and love
Rooster

Ps : S.A.S are proposing that Durban has gotten worse. I think the point of their post is to remind us how long they have been out of the country and how out of touch they are. Durban is thriving and more beautiful than ever.

33 comments:

The Uhuru Guru said...

Mista Chickin lickin good,

Be careful - be very careful.

Boere are still in control in South Africa and we may have to dispatch some of our friends to have a little chat with you.Just because you don't live in our new capital - Boksburg don't think we don't know.

Did you not hear about the Uhuru which is the planned genocide. Yes it's true. It is an SMS campaign. The vaste majority of the blacks have cell phones in South Africa you know.

In fact the per capita usage of cell phones by blacks in South Africa versus whites is much higher. You see after apartheid when black people were emancipated - all the whites are poor now because their jobs are not protected like before. Before we had Afrikaans socialism so no Afrikaner / Boer child went hungry. Who cares if everybody else did.

Durban is messed up because before the white ou's had the beach to themselves except for the black guy who cleaned the beach or the curry muncher that brought you a great chicken and chips in a basket at Addington beach. All the while we had the blacks back at home looking after our kids and cleaning our swimming pools and toilets.

Even the the Durbs poison zolls was better. It is no secret that Afrikaners are big dagga smokers you know. Its good for mental health and it is no secret that it helped us on the "long walk" as you put it.

So you ignorant little chicken bring apartheid back, give us our beloved country back - AND make all the beaches in South Africa only for whites again - just like it used to be.

Watch out now when our new blog comes!

The Rooster said...

If it's the real uhuru (and It's obviously not , it's the satirical one....but let me answer as if it were so that third parties don't get confused).

No there is and never will be "uhuru" in South Africa. You know there are millions of people walking around who think 2000 mormons are going to ascend into heaven. Shouting it from the streets with their bible in hand. There are people who think there were alien autopsies done at area 51 , by bigfoot and the lochness monster to cover up the fake moonlandings. These people are more sane than anyone talking about uhuru.

When last have you been to durban ? The beaches are seldom crowded (there are hundreds of beaches in and around durban). To portray Durban as if it's a cattle pen of bodies fighting for a piece of sand of their own is extremely dishonest and distorted and you all know it.

Anonymous said...

Sad that you get fuckwits who make comments under a thinly disguised copy of a "real" bloggers ID.

Dear Mr UG copy\hanger on,
Please get a life (and some balls) and comment as anon. That way your comments would seem more intelligent (not!) and not the dithering of a "thick-as-pigshit" wannabe. I'm no fan of the verkrampte UG but if his IQ is 25 then yours must be round about 2 (and believe me, it shows!)

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe that white folk are still going on about this uhuru bullshit. fuck me - they make me ashamed to say I'm a white saffer!

Anonymous said...

One more to add rooster -
Don't you hate it when they start playing that "DelaRey" crap at their braais? Fat, grown men, all klipdrifed up starting to sob like babies! Like they were ever in a situation where you could only fire when "you see the whites of their eyes"
Pathetic!

Anonymous said...

AMERICA’S former president, Jimmy Carter, said the closest he has ever been to a fist fight was when former president Thabo Mbeki told him that anti-retrovirals for mothers infected with HIV/Aids was a plot of white people against black people. (http://www.dispatch.co.za/article.aspx?id=253039)

hahaha!

icepick said...

Fighting fire with fire isnt gona do shit. You should re-look your approach here.
South Africa is striving for Unity.

Ignorance does not come with ethnic background, as you so plainly put it.

What you doing is disgusting, and is no good. fa sure there are some afrikaaner idiots out there, I wont deny it myself.
Thats no reason to start throwing negativity back at them. You being just as much as idiot as the fools over at poes.co.za who I often ridicule for their stupidity. This colour issue is ridiculous.

What is stopping someone from doing killblacky.whotnot?
Which is bullocks man.
seriously, this is not doing any gud. and is instead tearing us further apart.

Im just glad I grew up in a town far from all this racial shit. Where my best friend was african. My young sub conscious mind hasnt been programmed to hate. Unlike all these fucking sheep out there, just following some pseudo Hitlers point of view/ opinion.

Fa sure the internet is here, and has giving everyone a mouth to speak out of, but that doesnt necessarily mean your point of view is correct. Or anyone elses. We should not be trying to point out why people are wrong, but should be figuring out why they think they right.

Optimistic approach favours.

This can all fall back on, if another country attacks ours, we will unify. As will the world unify if E.T attacked.
If we will unify in the time of need/crisis, then why the fuck can we unify now? because of the cunts that tear us apart.

I am just as much African as you are.
And this is stereotypical bullshit from an idiot.

Go kill a whitey as you so jokingly put it. What you forget is how it can poison a fragile and free mind. But fuck it, who cares. Its you point of view right? And its just a joke. Haha

the_weasel said...

@Roosta, is that your mother or your annoying guitar-playing-girlfriend (or both) in the pic?

@Fake Uhuru-guru: pwned game over

The Rooster said...

Yes , I hate the Fucking De le Ray bullshit song.

The Rooster said...

Anon , setttle down. It's mostly just a joke at the expense of Jan Pierewiet and his ilk. They pass the hate around like a jiggie at a greenpeace seminar....so it comes back one in a while. That's Karma baby !

The Rooster said...

Again...you trying to pass your lies off as bullshit. This is the quote you claim to mean Mbeiki said aids was a white conspiracy to kill black people ;

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The former president said that he had almost come to blows with Mbeki in the presence of former Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, then the world’s wealthiest man, when Mbeki rejected funds for anti-retrovirals and accused white people of using anti-retrovirals to harm black people.
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What fucking bullshit. Don't pretend you don't know the difference. And yes , Anti Retrovirals without context , propoer diet and information do harm black people more than help them. This has always been Mbeki's attitude : That the aggresively pushing of ARV's onto people without the necessary lifestyle adjustment = murder , not medicine.

The Uhuru Guru said...

The Rooster said..."If it's the real uhuru (and It's obviously not , it's the satirical one....but let me answer as if it were so that third parties don't get confused)."

Geez Rooster, I knew you were desperate but allowing phonies and impersonators (or even creating them yourself) to do their thing simply goes to prove the complete lack of integrity you have.

Surely you'd prefer those few people who do actually take you seriously to continue doing so? You endlessly rave and rant at SA Sucks, excoriating us as immoral racists but then shoot yourself in the foot by creating fake UG & Raven identities and have them post here.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I guess this is an unintended compliment? Instead of stooping to such infantile schoolboy tactics, why not try and attack us with reason, fact and logic?

Oh, I forgot - truth is not an issue for you. No matter - we've had many easy come, easy go types doing this sort of thing in the past 2 years, and I'm sure you won't be the last. If anything, it certainly indicates that the truth hurts - this very blog of yours, and your hordes of impersonators is a living testament to that.

So thanks for validating our efforts and hard work, even if unintended.

Greetings from the One and Only, your nemesis :)

Anonymous said...

All I have to say is

FUCK THE STUPID KAFFERS

KOOS

Anonymous said...

Anti Retrovirals without context , propoer diet and information do harm black people more than help them.

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That hasn't been proven. The opposite has been shown to be true.


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do harm black people more than help them.
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That's reassuring because I'm coloured.

Anonymous said...

What fucking bullshit.
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Wow, with aggression like that, you're really going to convert the heathens. You tell 'em!

The Rooster said...

Oh please ...I'll create a fake profile and call it fake myself ? Grow up. I do attack your with reason, facts and logic , however you seem immune from them preffering wild groundless flight of fancy thinking and gratutius hyperbole.

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Anonymous said...

Rooster, answer the following:

1. Does HIV cause AIDS?
2. Would you deny an AIDS sufferer ARVs, while they're dying after still following a healthy lifestyle?

Manto, when interviewed on 702, refused to answer if HIV leads to AIDS, when asked numerous times. That's a clear denial of science.

The Rooster said...

In my modest opion Hiv does cause Aids. There is enough doubt and complications around the issue for me to allow someone to question the connection without calling them "mad". I'd encourage as much investigation and testing into the hypothesis as possible. Why would anyone suggest any different ? That's dogma...not science !

In the meantime , No , I'd not deny aids (you mean people with hiv right ? ) sufferers ARV's. I'd inform them of their choices and the information and highly stress the need for them to take dietery supplements such as vitamins and eat vegitables etc at the same time. I'd also not try and shove one view down their throats that ARV's would help them when in fact there's no real proof that it won't kill them faster. That debate is still highly rampant and nothing close to a conclusion can be drawn yet. It is their choice.

And there I've described the A.N.C approach to aids. Really shocking isn't it ?

Idiots.

Anonymous said...

And there I've described the A.N.C approach to aids. Really shocking isn't it ?

Idiots.

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There's that awesome aggression again that will convert the non-believing masses.

If that was the ANC's response to AIDS, then there wouldn't be overwhelming documentation that debunks your comment.

Science should always be challenged, yes. But there is more evidence in favour of ARVs having positive effects.

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That debate is still highly rampant
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Perhaps in the conspiracy theorists and their books. And politicians who are ill-informed. But not at all in the scientific community.

And there I've described the A.N.C approach to aids. Really shocking isn't it ?

Idiots.

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There's that awesome aggression again that will convert the non-believing masses.

If that was the ANC's response to AIDS, then there wouldn't be overwhelming documentation that debunks your comment.

Science should always be challenged, yes. But there is more evidence in favour of ARVs having positive effects.

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That debate is still highly rampant
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Much like creationists who advance the notion that the debate around macroevolution is hotly contested within the scientific community. Of course, this is not true. It's only contested within the creationists' minds.

The Rooster said...

Whatever mate. The issue is not nearly as "case closed" as you present it. If you knew anything about it you'd admit that.

Spare me the ad hom. "consporacy" theoriest attacks. This is about the scientific method being allowed to go its course. the only time i see conspiracy is when I see people who seem hell bent on not allowing the other side of the argument to be made. That's in the face of the scientific method.

Anonymous said...

the only time i see conspiracy is when I see people who seem hell bent on not allowing the other side of the argument to be made. That's in the face of the scientific method.

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Science is not about "other side of the argument". Science is about observation and experimentation.

The Rooster said...

Ex-fucking-actly. All that was ever asked for was a forum whereby everyone can present their data and findings and they be looked at objectively. Mbeki clearly said "let everyone present their cases and whatever the scientific community finds , then let us put that into practice."

There was never any denialism about it. There are videos and reports of his every comment on the issue for you to read , so don't try rewrite history.

Anonymous said...

There was never any denialism about it. There are videos and reports of his every comment on the issue for you to read , so don't try rewrite history.

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Bla bla bla. Whatever.

The Uhuru Guru said...

OK, Sorry for the confusion which in fact I created myself, both accidentally and I suppose a little mischievously.

Truth of the matter is that I created a profile because mine had been deleted so often by Ga ga Google. I have been a bit mischievous however posting some contrary views as a bit of fun but also to stimulate debate.

I will continue to post to encourage debate and I beg your forbearance with this.

On the Dark Raven issue she has posted before that she is concerned about anti semitic remarks on the blog because she lives in Germany. I have no doubt that she will now post clearly that she is not a Holocaust denialist so it is clear.

the_weasel said...

Dr Roosta, would you also advise the patients to smoke, rather than ingest the ARV medication, in your highly qualified medical opinion?

Hello? I feel like I'm surrounded by more stupidity here than usual. Who the fuck cares about what Mbeki said? He is gone.

Roosta, your spelling (among other things) sucks as usual. Men can't spell? Just an observation and a "rational" conclusion leading to a generalisation.
dietery? vegitables? You mean "dietary" and "vegetables"? Not really typos, innit? Very annoying.

The Rooster said...

Oh please...not another stupid myth about people smoking their ARV's ! Jesus christ , if you believe this crap I wonder what it is that you're smoking !

Anonymous said...

To be honest, I don't see the point of this blog. It's a guy who has a gripe with Afrikaners, and who does nothing but bitch and moan about whites, and allows for more people to bitch and moan about blacks and crime.

This blog doesn't unite anyone. It's really just a load of crap.

The Rooster said...

Oh lighten up. If there is anything this country needs to do is learn to laugh at itself.

Anonymous said...

The real UG will never post here. Who is this amature pretending to be UG? Not the same writing style nor vocabulary,

Anonymous said...

http://www.thetimes.co.za/News/Article.aspx?id=851013

Rooster, your precious Manto has been sacked - she is no more the health minister.

hahahaha

the_weasel said...

Kill whitey = Genocide

Kill Rooster = Pesticide

The Rooster said...

Drop the ad hom attacks you fucking James Randi wannabe's. If you watched the video you'd see it's all clips of actual credible scientists talking science. So don't bother trying to beat the strawman...that low brow logically fallacy bullshit won't fly by me.