Thursday, 7 August 2008
Educating whitey 2 : The tokolosh
It's been a bit nasty around here the past few days , so in the spirit of reunification and bridging the cultural divide I thought I'd do my bit by helping educate white South Africans. They do after all so dearly need it. So gather up your spoilt priveledged children and have your slave waged domestic workers fix you a strong over priced, fat cat ,luxury alcoholic beverage. You're going to need it , for today I tell the grim truth about....THE TOKOLOSH!
If you ever enter the hut of a rural South African , you will no doubt find their beds standing on bricks . Understandably enough , this is not done for it's aesthetic nature , but for a far more sinister reason .
The Tokolosh .
If I had a font that could write that name dripping with blood , I would .Seriously .
The Tokolosh is some short little guy . I'm not sure what the general consensus is , but my personal theory is that he's only short cause he is weighed down with the pure weight of all the worlds evil . If science sought to quantify evil , it need look no further than the Tokolosh .
Anyway ,he is short (Napoleon complex anyone ?) and runs around generally looking for beds without bricks , so he can climb up and , well , do stuff . What he does no one is exactly sure .
After all , who would be stupid enough NOT to put bricks under their beds ?
I don't know about you guys , but something tells me the Tokolosh should GET A REAL JOB .
Posted by The Rooster at 15:59