Thursday 26 June 2008

Ladies and gentlemen , may I present A TWAT.

In case you are wondering about the type of white South African who fits my description take a look at this guy. I don't feel I'm doing the world a diservice by sending links to him as he only serves as a shining example of the infinite potential human beings have to be twats.

Click here to meet a twat

I'm going to say the word twat just one more time , cause I'm going after that search engine love. Why not amble over there and let him know about penis enlargement surgery , because he clearly is in desperate needs of it. Perhaps we could all come together donate a little money to fly him out of South Africa, or even better, the planet. The acid oceans of venus of lovely this time of year , although I'm just not sure that's far enough. The are parts of the universe into which matter has not yet expanded into that would not be an acceptible distance for me away from this guy. If donations are slow we could always buy him some cleenex to wipe his poor little whiney tears or at least help us wipe away the bukkake of stupidity that he's sprayed on all of us.

I'm naming him "Koos" and from now on Koos will be the nemesis of this blog. I'm preparing an artistic impression of what Koos likely looks like and I'll have it up as soon as I can mix up some Khaki paint. So tune back in soon.

One last thing Koos. Do us a favor you miserable cretin (with apologies to the people of Crete) and F#ck off out of the country if you don't like it buddy.




(I'm not your buddy , friend ! )

13 comments:

AQUILOGY said...

I came across that blog a while ago and i was amused by the level of ignorance floating around the SA's blogosphere.

PS.That blog didn't deserve a hyperlink

Anonymous said...

As I mentioned even the most superficial reading of that blog can see through the racist agenda at play. Anyone who could read something like that and not see the subjective distortions is a twat and not welcome on my blog anyway. Let them go hang out there and wank each other off about how messed up the country is. Wanking is a good cure for Neurosis after all.

Anonymous said...

Pretty funny, you must have read that blog in awe...there are way more of us than you, raising valid opinions & waking up the world.

You didnt seem to have much to say about the content of the blog either...which indicated you were pretty stuck. Wake up K boy.

You seem to have alot to say about wanking - seems you know too much about it...continue please...

PS: This language you are typing & possibly speaking is good ol' whiteys, since you hate us so much - use you own. Fuck you!

ENGLISHMAN said...

Nemesis= the goddess of retribution,how can the male that you call a twat also be the goddess of retribution?butat least you gave the correct title to your posts,ramblings,incoherent and illogical,still much as you hate white people you still can not get by without using thier language or thier history and culture.

Anonymous said...

Very weak and insipid. A very dissapointing blog. Perhaps you need a whiteman to fluff it up a little? Your inferiority complex is painfully apparent.

Anonymous said...

Genade maar jy kan die grootste klomp kak praat wat ek nog gehoor het.Jy is wit dit weet ek en het seker n baie ongelukkige kleintyd gehad,nou soek jy aandag,shame,fokken doos.

Anonymous said...

"that blog" is a large community, unlike your microscopic excuse for a blog. You'll have to send yourself lots of anonymous posts to make it look like there are more black intellectuals out there. I wasn't even sure I wanted to click here, just my 2 or 3 clicks must be sending your hits up by a significant percentage. You morons.

Anonymous said...

Bert Ooshuizen has a long history of frequenting racist forums. Running the other (zahell) blog is no different.

Anonymous said...

Someone buy strangler a penis pump. He seems sad.

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Anonymous said...

It's not me who is so freaking upset about their penis. It's you whiteys who keep running around here with your random hate. Get over it. Try live with some dignity.

Anonymous said...

au contraire...I love women. Adore them. Especially white women. It's mutual really.